- Verse:
- Some slaves of fashion bend the knee
- To styles from gay Paree
- While others bow to movie stars
- The Czars of lingerie
- But there's a hefty mama
- Down in Honolulu
- She`s set the fashion mob agog
- With her brand new muʻumuʻu gown
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- Chorus 1:
- Oh, you gotta see Mama's uʻi nui muʻumuʻu
- When she's swinging along
- The beach at Waikīkī
- It's the biggest attraction
- Down in Honolulu
- Because its loaded with her personality
- Mama's muʻumuʻu's like a nightgown
- With a bulge that's out of date
- But she struts like Miss Hawaiʻi
- At the age of sixty eight
- Yes, you gotta see mama`s uʻi nui muʻumuʻu
- It's the super duper drooper of the year
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- Chorus 2:
- Oh, you gotta see Mama's uʻi nui muʻumuʻu
- When she's doing the hula
- Hula here and there
- Mama's muʻumuʻu is driving
- All the women coo-coo
- 'Cause it's the answer to a two-way girdle's prayer
- When you're starving on a diet
- And you'd like to eat a horse
- Just take cover in a muʻumuʻu
- And let nature take its course
- Yes, you gotta see mama`s uʻi nui muʻumuʻu
- It's the dapper flapper wrapper of the year
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