Mae West Hula - Composer unknown

Although I'm not Mae West
I'll try to do my best
So here is my address
Come up and see me sometime
 
And sometimes I will say
Say brother, can you be had
Now listen here big boy
"Oui", I'm not so bad
 
So save up all your dimes
And whenever you have time
Come up and see me sometime
ʻOni ʻoni Mae West
 
Here's to what nature gave me
What nature gave me is divine
When you see what nature gave me
You'll come and see me all the time
 
Haʻina ʻia mai
Ana ka puana, ʻeā
He aha kou makemake
Shake shake Mae West
 
Haʻina ʻia mai
Haʻina is the end of my song
So if you take my advice
You'll come and see me all the time

Source: Kam Collection